Entries Tagged as 'Why Won't She Go Away?'

Thursday, August 6th, 2009

Jason (Insert Curse Word) Williams?!

As a rule, I’m not one to hate on Ken Holland. All those shiny rings, fond memories and the diamonds he keeps finding in the rough make it very difficult to do that.
Today, however, I’ll make a brief, 300-word exception to that rule:
Jason Williams?!?!?!
Was the need to replace Mikael Samuelsson really that great? How badly, [...]

Tuesday, July 7th, 2009

Mourning Bell

Sarah Palin is dead. Politically speaking, anyway. And I am sad.
But not too sad. Because I refuse to believe she will ever really go away. Whenever the wind whispers the word abortion in a pregnant teenager’s ear, Sarah Palin will be there to Fight For Life. Wherever presidential candidates are palling around with terrorists, Sarah [...]

Friday, September 5th, 2008

Lipstick Pitbull, meet Hillary Clinton.

Hey, McCain campaign. You guys wanna talk sexism?
I’m pretty sure that’s a discussion Hillary Clinton is itching to have with you. Her and a few other notable female politicians.
The conventions are over, and now this election is about to get gully. Barack Obama is going to keep himself above the flailing, let loose the Hilldogs [...]

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008

You can't stop Sarah Palin …

… you can only hope to contain her.
This whole thing has now become a lolection.
I should quit the posts completely and devote my time to captioning pictures of Sarah Palin with “I can has veep nao?” and the like.
I could have spent the entire day at my computer, writing a new post every time I [...]

Tuesday, September 2nd, 2008

Political Quotables

I’m not going to be snarky, angry, disgusted, repulsed, horrified, sarcastic, wryly amused or even righteously indignant about the American election today.
It’s more effective (and so much fun!) to simply dig through massive amounts of news stories, blogs and political analysis in order to find a bunch of quotes that have gone public in the [...]

Wednesday, June 11th, 2008

The Crazy Primaries: In 10 Minutes

If you missed all the weirdness, or even some of it, MSNBC has put together a wonderful 10-minute recap of the past six months of American politics … it’s really all you need to see to come to the same conclusion as Stan Marsh.
“Dude … this is fucked up right here.”
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