Entries Tagged as 'Entertainment'

Wednesday, July 29th, 2009

FOX News goes full retard (again)

Yesterday, on a FOX News morning program, Glenn Beck finally went full retard and called Barack Obama “a racist”.
Oh, yeah. He came right out and said it, too:

Naturally, this provoked outrage among … all the folks Glenn Beck provokes outrage among every day. And a bunch of other people, too. So FOX pretty much had [...]

Friday, June 12th, 2009

Onion Stories Brought to Life

By my own city nonetheless. This is just so … Toronto of us.
Hey, look. It’s a family having fun. Good times. Summer days. A city that, while probably suffering from a Smog warning, still has plenty of summertime activities to enjoy.
What problems could the City of Toronto have with a photograph that displays exactly that [...]

Thursday, June 11th, 2009

Sanity at FOX News

I certainly had to see it to believe it, and I can only imagine that the same is true for many of you.
Apparently, Shepard Smith has been getting saner and saner by the day.
A while ago, he lost it on a co-anchor and a guest who were talking their way around the use of torture [...]

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008

Mmmmmm … tears

Like so many other Canadians, and citizens in countries around the world, I offer my profound thanks to the American electorate for making the right decision. After the past eight years, a lot of us doubted you could arise from what seemed a collective stupor in time to act to preserve the ideals of the [...]

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

The top ten Roger Clemens-Mindy McCready unreleased country songs

We’re going for a lighter mood these days, like I mentioned last time. So in honour of this sordid affair, we present the top ten country songs Mindy McCready could record about her relationship with “Rocket” Roger Clemens:
10. “I Was Hit By Your Pitch But I Won’t Take My Base”
9. “You Put It Straight Down [...]

Wednesday, February 27th, 2008

NHL trade deadline haikus

Are there two things on this Earth that go together more perfectly than sports commentary and Japanese poetry? Besides, with all the words that we wasted yesterday discussing these trades ad nauseum, I figured I would cut back and improve my literary footprint.
So, here is my commentary on the major trades of yesterday’s NHL frenzy, [...]