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We’re going for a lighter mood these days, like I mentioned last time. So in honour of this sordid affair, we present the top ten country songs Mindy McCready could record about her relationship with “Rocket” Roger Clemens:

10. “I Was Hit By Your Pitch But I Won’t Take My Base”

9. “You Put It Straight Down The Middle and I was Taking All the Way”

8. “If You Misremember Your Age, I’ll Misremember My Wife … Just For Tonight”

7. “Inject Me With Your Love Until My Testicles Recede”

6. “You’ve Already Got Two Balls, Now It’s Time to Swing Away”

5. “I’ll Put The ‘Young’ In All the Cys You’ve Won”

4. “I Was Trying For The Strikeout But You Intentionally Walked Right Into My Heart”

3. “Yours Is the Only Mound I’ll Take On Less Than Five Days Rest”

2. “You’re The Only Minor In My League”

1. “I’m Down 0-2, and That Third Strike Is You

(With help from ManZoneTM. What can I say? We’re in a much lighter mood at work today. Ignoring American politics and a Red Wings victory will do that to you…)